Terms for subject Informal containing Two

English	German
be as thick as two short planks	vor Dummheit brüllen
He's as thick as two short planks. брит.	Wenn Dummheit wehtäte, würde er den ganzen Tag brüllen.
in two shakes	sofort
know a thing or two about	etwas Ahnung von etw. haben
as thick as two short planks	dumm wie Brot
as thick as two short planks	strohdoof
as thick as two short planks	grottendoof
as thick as two short planks	dumm wie Bohnenstroh
to be as cross as two sticks	stinksauer sein
to be as cross as two sticks	eine Stinklaune haben
to be not short of a bob or two	gut betucht sein
to not have two brain cells to rub together	gähnende Leere im Kopf haben
to not have two pennies to rub together	keinen roten Heller mehr haben
two-holer	Scheißhaus