Terms for subject Proverb containing Ерёма

Russian	English
ей про Фому, а она про Ерёму	I can't find a common tongue with you
ей про Фому, а она про Ерёму	I talk about Thomas and you talk about Jonas
ей про Фому, а она про Ерёму	I can't find a common language with you (used (often: ironically or angrily) to point to someone's strange behavior which is an attempt not to speak on a certain (raised) topic and speak about something quite different instead)
ты ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I can't find a common language with you (used (often: ironically or angrily) to point to someone's strange behavior which is an attempt not to speak on a certain (raised) topic and speak about something quite different instead)
ты ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I can't find a common tongue with you
ты ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I talk about Thomas and you talk about Jonas
я ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I can't find a common language with you (used (often: ironically or angrily) to point to someone's strange behavior which is an attempt not to speak on a certain (raised) topic and speak about something quite different instead)
я ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I can't find a common tongue with you
я ему про Фому, а он про Ерёму	I talk about Thomas and you talk about Jonas