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[Kelada]

Приношу извинения, если это уже было.

-Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Racing 3.6 I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I’m thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife
1.0. Please help!

Thanks.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program. Wife 1.0 is an ?OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is
also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from ?the system once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving
the situation. I suggest installing the background
application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5
and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way
to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is
not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support?

From: POLiTICON Consultants
Paul Papadopoulos Managing Director

[Translucid Mushroom]

System Boot Failure :)))

[Annaa]

Отлично!

[Андрей У]

Two Thumbs Up! :)))

[Goetz]

Да эта Wife 1.0 не опреационная система, а прямо вирус какой-то :)))

[DarkWolf]

I'd rather continue using Girlfriend software. Frankly speaking, now I use an old version, 2.0 one, and do not even think about upgrading to 3.0.

But maybe I'll upgrade directly from Girlfriend 2.0 to Wife 1.0...

[alk]

Я бы только внес ясность в нумерацию версий и будущее развитие.
All Girlfriend version must be 0.1, 0.2, 0.7b etc. even 0.99 (build 90-60-90) or (build 34-24-34 for US Market only).
And only release is deserved to be Wife 1.0
Further Service Pack packages are very common practice in order to enhance security and prevent unauthorized access to your OS by some hackers or spyware modules...

[Translucid Mushroom]

:-)))

[Dimking]

Классный текст!
Слушайте прикол, в мои студенческие времена у меня была очень хорошая преподша по переводу.
И она заставила нас этот текст переводить!
Фишка, разумеется, была в том, чтобы без потерь передать игру слов.
И учиться весело, и мозги здорово напрягаются.
Только здесь не полный текст,
Помнится, там еще программа Wife 1.0 конфликтовала с приложением DrinkingBuddies 3.0
Я обожал такие занятия, просто супер препод.
:-)