Humorous English Language gen.

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Japanese Hotel: It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not read notes. -You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -Please do not bath inside the tub.

Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number for wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Moscow hotel, across from an Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Rome doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave nothing to hope for.

Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suits. Because is very big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Germany's Black Forrest: It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in the tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose.

Buddhist temple, Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

Zurich hotel: Because of the unpropriety of entering guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

Rome laundry: Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Czech Tourist Agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours, we guarantee no miscarriages.

Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

Thailand notice for donkey riders: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Detour sign in Kyushu, Japan: Stop. Drive Sideways.

Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.

Japanese booklet: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

On a Polish menu: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger.

Acapulco: The manager has personally passed all water served here.

Have a fun guys.